KaTiEStar's Journal

12:16pm: All Grown Up
Yesterday i moved into my new home :)

I now live in Southend in a large bungalow with my friend Dan.

The place is lovely, bit old with a few issues but Dans been here a few months so hes set things up nicely so it feels like home already.

Its alot closer to the club which was my main reason for moving, tho it means im further from london and you lot :(

7:29pm: Yes Its Really Me
Tho i might be lying.

I cant believe i havent written on this thing since March.

Well im still alive, just.

Ive finished my degree (2:1 thankyouverymuch) and now im just looking for some full time work.

My production company is doing pretty well, we get quite afew jobs which is nice. And the new website shoudl be finished soon, woohoo.

Dont think theres much else happening, still waiting for my op, still losign weight (ive lost 9 stone now) and altho i never post on here i do try and read peoples journals atleast once a week, mainly T's so i can get my filth fix :)

*mwha*

Hope everyone is well.

4:23pm: Naughty Vicar
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007140061,00.html

Its about time this story was in a national paper.

Ive known about this story for over a year now.

I know this man, i looked after his 3 children at the nursery i work at.

I also know the MP thats quoted in this article very well, hes my boss's boyfriend so i also know alot more than this story is stating.

You wouldnt believe but so many locals are backing him. Its fucking disgusting and im bloody glad its finaly out in the open world for everyone to see.

4:01pm: Das Birthday Party
I know i never post on here for i am shit but i do read everything you lot say from time to time :)

Anyway.

The Katie is having a birthday piss up on saturdaya nd id love it if you peoples would like to come...unless i dont like then, then dont bothered.

Its in Ben Crouches (just off oxford street) from about 4ish :)

...Happy new year btw :)

11:20pm: King Lizard? This Saturday? Oh My.
KL are playing in Camden on saturday if anyone wants to attend.

You know you want to.

5:47pm: A Friend In Need?
That would be me then.

Wow, first post here in what, 2/3 years. Jesus.

I feel abit mean asking for help but i need to :)

And if you do miss me, i tend to use my myspace now which is www.myspace.com/freakscorner


So my degree show project is coming along nicely but i need your help.

I need you to think if you can remember any funny/interesting/dirty stories about me or times when we've been out.

Myabe something from college? School? Uni? The 'Mayne? Bens? From the days when i used to drink in the Dev? Have we shagged in an odd place?

*Anything*

It can be short or long, it can be anything. I just need help.

For example, the day when some of us were off to Vespa and we saw Jimmy Carr, meeting Alan in the Dev because he borrowed my eyeliner, the horror that was the KL Harlow gig, did you meet me in a toilet somewhere? (thats where i meet most people, dont ask me why.

But if you can think of something please let me know :)

Thank you :)

8:43pm: Merry Christmas People
Merry christmas you sexy people.

See you on the other side

4:56pm: Hello LJ People
Just thought id post a little quite hello as i never post on here anymore or read it.

bad katie.

Hope everyones still alive and well and if they arent well atleast be alive and if you arent alive then i atleast hope you're well in hell :)

4:46pm: Bognor, Fuck Yeah!
What a fucking amazing weekend.

Started by getting to Alex's on thursday night after work, hanging out for abit and having a freaky time with neither of our mobiles working, then he tried to kill me with his window!

Yvonne and Fil got there just after BB. We didnt go to bed that late because we knew we wanted to set off early.

The drive down was funny as fuck, what was meant to be a 2 hour drive took us 5 hours!

The caravan was really nice and so was the site.

Friday night i was wankered...actually, all of the nights i was wankered! And fuck me when i say drunk i mean really drunk. Me and Marky invented a Goth Need To Pee dance!

Im not gonna write anything more because it'll get boring, i'll just do a really quick sum up :)

No legs, fuck yeah!
Golf rage, fuck yeah!
Fake tits, fuck yeah!
Bowling, fuck yeah!
Cranium, fuck yeah!
Snorting, fuck yeah!
Red beard, fuck yeah!
Tampon sharing, fuck yeah!
Gay Daddies, fuck yeah!
Giant moth, fuck yeah!
dance mat, fuck yeah!
Poisen dart, fuck yeah!
shot gun, fuck yeah!
bow and arrow, fuck yeah!
fist fighter, fuck yeah!
grasshopper, fuck yeah!
whip, fuck yeah!
eye spy, fuck yeah!
goonies, fuck yeah!
goth dance pee, fuck yeah!
bitching, fuck yeah!
band aids, fuck yeah!
cuntspider, fuck yeah!
fuck off, fuck yeah!
texting djs, fuck yeah!
pitbull yvie, fuck yeah!
broken shoe, fuck yeah!
birthday cake, fuck yeah!
bangles, fuck yeah!
dodgams, fuck yeah!
fireman, fuck yeah!
shit film, fuck yeah!
Suicide sleep, fuck yeah!
wife beating payback, fuck yeah!
team crap, fuck yeah!

Ok, i cant think of any other fuck yeahs but im sure others will post different ones :)

Thanks to:
Yvonne for being mummy :)
Fil for driving and being a gay daddy
Alex for sharing and being a gay daddy
Kelly for the long chats
Wale for being the music man
Marky for the pee dance and hotpants ;)

I cant wait to watch the recorded footage all the way thru, blackmail here i come!

Roll on fucking Minehead!! fuck yeah!

All that is left to say is...

You are such a fucking James.

Hehehe

5:37pm: Erm, as ive not posted since the 8th of May i thought i would do today.

Just incase anyone wondered, we've had the baby (May 19th) and shes stunning. Her names Scarlett and shes tiny and lovely and still living in my house.

Miss you people

12:14pm: Hello People
Am still alive :)

Always finished my first year of uni.

And its fucking scary as shit.

8:46pm: What a fucking day
Today at work i got trapped in...

...by the fucking press!

You probably know but, I work for a councillor, last year she was in all the papers after leaving her common law husband and having a relationship with the local MP.

A few months later there was a court case to take out an injunction because Bill Sharp (the ex) was harassing and beating up Gail Boland (my boss) and Bob Spink (the MP)

Yesterday there was a second court case because Bill wont pay the court charges, which he signed today.

So this morning, Gail wakes up to a paper on her door step with her name plastered all over it.

Later on, while i was cleaning, the phones were ringing alot, normaly i dont answer them but i knew the machine was full. I answer it to "Hello, Im Jane from the Sun, we'd like you to comment on...." to which i hung up.

The phone did not stop and then when i was washing the kitchen floor there was a knock...there were about 15 journalists on the door step!! flashing cameras and all sorts!

It was fucking scary!

I opened to door said "I am only the house keeper and i will not comment" then shut the door and went back to work. Which was horrible because of the amount of windows in her house with curtains!

Gail sent someone round to pick me up so i could get out of the house. So i finaly made it back to the nursery.

So tomorrow look out for me on the front of the papers, hehehe.

I'll scan anything in from local papers :)

2:13am: Cars are not my friends
When i say i have a car people get confused.

When my best friend learnt to drive she wanted to buy a car, she couldnt aford it so i put in a share.

A few weeks ago Sarah crashed the car, we thought it was fixable but when they tried to fix it they decided the axel was too fucked.

So Sarah came and told me that Peter (cousin) could get us a cheap kitted up sporty L reg Corsa, so i said ok and we went and bought it.

its funny coz i was only talking about this at the weekend with yvie.

So, we've had the car two days, this afternoon Sarah knocks and tells me the cars been broken into, they'd smasked the back window, took the parcel shelf with expensive speakers (that i'd only fitted tuesday night!) the radio and the car mats!

We called the police stationa nd apprently theres been alot of Corsa break ins and other kitted up cars recently, i supose you get that living near southend - chav central. So the police came and did the dusting for finger prints thing, it was brill! All i wanted to do was run inside and get my camera, hehehe.

This year is starting to be a nightmare!!!

Tho listening to T have sex with Yvies foot on the phone has made up for tonight :)

Night peoples, gonna try and sleep now

*puts phone on silent*

11:52pm: The one where i was...shagging alex in my sleep!
To start off, still not sure wether my dog will make it thru the week and my mother is increbly sick so everythings abit shitty tbh.

I had an amazing weekend at the house of Yvie and Chav.

We spent the weekend being blokes :)

We went out and bought pizza, ate pizza and watched a film, had a 3 hour nap, watched more films, ate more pizza, watched more films, ate after 8 chocs, more films, rang boys at 3am to wake them up, mwhahaha (sorry Marky Alex and Wale!!!) then went to bed around 5, woke up at 11:30, had chocolate for brekkie, watched more films, had cheesey wedgies for lunch, mroe films, then i went home :)

I of course was entertained in my sleep by Yvies sleep talking :)

This time she shouted at me saying "Put you fucking arm down, how are you going to fucking sleep katie with your arm in the air, now close your eyes!" which was soooo funny considering i had a cat in each hand and neither were in the air :)

Then she was telling someone that a bloke had stolen loads of stuff.

But the best bit was when she woke up from the nap she said "you shagged alex" appreantly i shag alex in Yvies sleep :)

Ive not laughed so much in ages and we were even drunk!

I almost had my dance mat cherry popped but we forgot lol so im still alittle bit intact :)

Oh and we wanked off a giant square green penis :)

As for the trick on Chav...that was no where near as bad as some of the stuff we were gonna do, like put one of our phones in her room on speaker phone and shout "Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa" and we also tried to see if we got get to webcam to reach, heheh.

We are the diet coke of evil!

Ive come away with some brilliant memories from this weekend and i cant wait for the next one :)

Thank you for letting me be your house guest sweetie, love you *Smooch*

P.S. Fil: ta for the dvds :)
Rich: thank you for the bagpuss badge! its lovely :)

37!!! Lift...........and sliiiiiiiiiiide

Fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa hehehe

oh we shoudl have filmed this weekend :)

4:31pm: From Worse to....fucking bad?
Good news:

my dog is better! the vet rang and said shes putting weight on the foot and can come home.

The Bad news:

I fell on our stairs this morning and have sprained my left ankle.

Fucking Bad News:

My mother passed out at work, fell down the metal stairs and thinks shes broken her foot/ankle.

My next door neighbour has just run her up the hospital and dads trying to get home from work to meet her but its rush hour in london traffic.

Ive got to wait here for my aunt to pick me up so we can get the dog so i can pay for it.

Its a fucking nightmare!!

12:42am: What a shitty fucking evening :(
2 seconds after getting home from work my oldest greyhound hurt her back leg and collapsed.

I tried to catch her before she landed on it but it was too late.

We rushed her to the vets, she coldnt walk so me and mum took turns in carrying her. In the vets she just laid on the floor and couldnt move.

Our normal vet was off (hes really good with greyhounds) so we saw someone else whos taken Suzie in for tests and pain relief but i dont think shes going to be coming home :(

Shes 14 and wont cope with a broke leg or hip or torn mussel or anything so i think i'll be getting the call tomorrow saying 1: she died in the night, 2: she died while under having the x-rays or 3: can you come and be with her while we put her down :(

Im so gutted, she had a hiddous life before she came to us and battersea were ready to put her down when we rescued her :( We've only had her a year and a half :(

I've got to call the kennels in the monring and tell them about it which is going to be heart renching as they were all so devoted to her :(

Im so sad for her being in the vets all night, we wanted to bring her home but it wouldnt be fair because of the others :( she'll be in a little cage with no sofa or friends or toys or housecoat so she'll be cold :(

My dog aside, i had to pull out of the holidays tonight :( we were taking out a loan, they've cocked it up so its gone into the wrong places so we are leflt with no money till its sorted out and theres alot more to the story but its none of your business unless i tell you personaly. So i cant justify having holidays when other people are going without and the vet bill will be about £600 so thats nearly all my student loan gone so i have no idea what im going to live on :(

I dont wanna play anymore :(

10:48pm: Ive been like a bee...
...fucking busy and covered in honey.

Ok i lied about the honey.

I have never worked so hard in my life than i did in this last week. Today was my hand in date for my first semesters set of work.

And i fucking did it. All finished and pretty and everything. i was so proud of me.

That was why i couldnt come up to Yvies the weekend just gone even tho i wanted to see peeps. I now doubt i'll see anyone untill the t-party :(

I am of course seeing the little lady and the chav one this weekend as dads driving me up to see them.

While at uni today i bumped into an old friend of mine from college, i'd not seen him at all at uni then on the last day of my first term i saw him twice, funny eh? He was looking hot tho, loads hotter than he did when we used to fool around. I might have to rekindle sommit :)

Ive now got several weeks till i go back to uni (7th of feb) so im gonna work as much as i can (i now have 2 jobs) and have a massive tidy in my bedroom.

Theres also i film that i want to make so i might look in to doing that.

On another note, those of you who pay attention might remember me saying about my mother having to do a college course, well it was her first day back tonight and she got the results on her first dissertation...SHE GOT AN A!!!! im so fucking proud of her, she worked fucking hard for that and its not easy when you've been out of education for over 30 years.

Also my car got driven into a few weeks back and got driven into a road barrier which fucked the wheel arches and the axel but the person who was respraying the car for us has said he'll fix it for £150 so thats not bad! Altho it will come out the other side electric pink! im quite excited :)

Al's ex wife keep ringing me shouting abuse and saying ive finaly got what i wanted...i didnt tell him to leave the skanky cow!

Anyway thats enough for my catch up for now. Shall post a little happy birthday message in a bit too :)

9:19am: No More Teen
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear meeeeee, happy birthday to me

12:27am: LJ Comments
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5:57pm: Blind Date

10:25am: Alive
I am alive btw.

I know i keep not posting in here and its naughty.

I am sorry.

Ive had 2 very drunken weekends in a row and hopefuly this one will be too!

Last last weekend i was out in london for Not-Nos. Last weekend i was in great yarmouth in a caravan with 8 people for a long weekend.

In a few hours im going to Alton Towers for a long weekend with mucho drinkingness :)

Hope everyone is alive.

Happy late birthday to Joce, sorry i couldnt come to the party but i hope it was good! :)

bye pipples!

9:53pm: The Day I Was Surrounded By Men With Machine Guns...
So, on the way to Gatwick to pick up the little old german lady from up the road who'd been in germany for 2 weeks, we saw a car...that was upside down!

It was a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge crash!

Then, we get to Gatwick and there were millions of armed policemen! Was abit scary!

Then, Kat rings me to tell me that she'd stalked a guy around Camden to find out if it was my friend Belle, which it was!

The day started out mad...and it got mader!

Also a quick thank you to a little someone who said some very nice things last night. Thank you *smooch*

And dad has finaly decided that he *will* pick me up from Great Yarmouth on the sunday at about 3pm. If anyone else needs to get home on the sunday let me know and i'll see if he'll drop peeps off :)

And a weirdo dream i had last night....

I had a really strange dream last night.

I was being held hostage in this house down the road by Eric (uni tutor) and with me were a young boy and Gerri.

Eric left but locked us in tho Gerri disappeared somewhere.

While he was gone we had to fix the washing machine with a detachable shower, a packed of tissues, and electric stapler and a dog collar.

I managed to do it somehow.

Then all the police turned up and got us our but the policeman was Steve (Master, not milky) and he offered to drive us home to which i said its ok coz i only live 5 doors away lol.

Then i had to walk up some strairs and use my ID card to get into a door but id forgotton it and was screaming.

Thats when i woke up with my cats claws inbedded in my leg!

What the fuck is going on with my mind?

6:08pm: Uni - Day 2!
Well, it only took about 35 mins to get to uni today.

So it started well.

And then hell broke lose!

There was a mistake on my postal enrolment fom because of the course name change. Me and Kel got pushed from pillar to post trying to sort it out. We just got to the front of the line when the bloody fire alarm meant off. 20 mins later we went back in, i sit down with a guy who tried to sort it out when the alarm went off again! After a nother 20 mins (there was 5 alarms over all all day, every time the poor firemen had to come out) i got back with the dude and 40 mins later my enrolment was sorted, finaly!

So then we toodled off to the ID card bit, had a funny piccie done and then we sat around for 2 hours waiting for a talk from my tutors.

We had to pick which moduels i wanted to do, thankfuly im doing a single hons so mine was simple. (Single means you are specialisted, combined means you are doing half of two)

Then we toodled home wetting outself laughing because me and kel just feed off each other, we have our own little quirks and are just so at ease with each other. Tis great!

and now to scare you.....



Laugh now :)

4:58pm: I love My Uni
I loves it.

I suvived my first day and it was great :)

Made new mates, sort of know where everything is. I know what course im doing. Its all good.

Also, im only in uni for 3 days a week! Mon - Wed which is cool, looooooooooooong weekend :)

While we were in the lecture theatre this morning we were told to turn to the person turn to us or near us, say hello and tell them an interesting fact. Well i already knew kelly so we turned to the people near us and said 'Hello, im katie, this is kelly, we are both DAVC and my interesting fact is that one of my friends is a pornographer :)

That went down well!

And jesus fucking christ, there were these 2 fucking well hot blokes dressed as men in black with big alien gun things. Bloody hell i was temped to rugby tackle them! They both had big black spikey hair, one had contacts in (special ones) and they were yummy!

SO i love my uni :)

12:49pm: Last Day Of Freedom
Thats it folks. Today is the last day that i have the house to myself before i start uni.

Tomorrow my mum if off work and Lisa is off on wed/thurs/fri.

So im going to play vey obnoxous very loud music aaaalllll day :)

Its strange that the one week that i really should be skrimping because im gonna need alot of money next week, is the week ive got most things planned! (Bar the weeks that i had holidays)

Mandy is coming down tomorrow for lunch as long as they deliever her new car, then im out in the evening seeing Derek from most haunted. Then thursday im out with my friend from college and i *think* we are going to the Intrepit Fox in Soho, just need to confirm it. Then Thursday night when im back from the pub im seeing alan. Saturday im shopping for uni stuff. Sunday i'll be redying my hair so im all pretty for my first day...then i'll be trying to kill myself. Then first week at uni.

Then saturday the 25th is party time at Thai's. If you are a london person and dont know what im talking about then you've missed the party post with your invite on it :) So go read back!

In other news, i have the biggest hair in the world today.

Last night was incredably funny with certain convosations i was having with people. It was like living in a Dali painting.

Thanks to daddy Stoo i managed to get screen caps from the Broken video so i now have pretty Shaun Morgan wallpaper *drool*

I think thats about it right now. Im going to get back to singing very loudly in an insane mannor.

Over and out :)